Pagan Poetry

LUPIN: So, Neville, what are you afraid of?
NEVILLE: Everything?
LUPIN: Besides that?
NEVILLE: Professor Snape.
LUPIN: Snape it is then! Make your fears funny and therefore harmless!
NEVILLE: *changes Snape into Drag Queen Grandma Snape*
DRAG QUEEN GRANDMA SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
RON: *changes giant spider into giant roller-skating spider*
PARVATI: *changes a snake into a GIANT SCARY CLOWN JACK-IN-THE BOX*
HARRY: Dude, you�re not helping.
LUPIN: Go on, Harry! I�m sure none of the things you�ve witnessed in your life would give the other students heart attacks at all!
HARRY: *conjures a dementor*
LUPIN: AHHH! CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!

DRACO (writing):
Mr. Harry Potter
Draco Potter
Draco Malfoy-Potter
Mr. and Mr. Malfoy-Potter
DRACO/HARRY SHIPPERS: YAY!
DRACO: *crumples up paper, starts over, sends over Origami Crane of Pigtail-Pulling*
THE NOTE:
Dear Potter,
HA HA!
EVERYONE ELSE: *leaves*
SNAPE [shouting after them]: WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES!

Courtesy of "Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes". The first few scenes were unfunny, but there were some gems in there.

mood

Translation:
Nemo nisi mors.

the subject

utopist. dreamer. cynic. poet. a contradiction. eccentric. cartesian. a starlight in the gloom.

The patient, born in 1984, suffers from a history of idealism of unknown onset and duration.

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